Mars Orson Dershowitz

July 6th, 2005

Congratulations to Adam and Hanna, who have added another Dersh to the world:

Yesterday at 9:39 AM Mars Orson Dershowitz was born.
He weighed in at 7 lbs, 2 oz and is 21 inches tall.
He and Hanna are doing well.
Plenty of pictures are already posted:

I hope his children don’t develop Teenage Onset Brain Damage like one of mine has:


It’s a cruel disease that strikes without warning. There is no cure.

4 Responses to “Mars Orson Dershowitz”

  1. Dr. Summer Lynn Thonpson , M.D. Says:

    Oh, but the very wort part is it can be passed down form the preceding generation, from the parents. Get tested prior to having a child to make sure you are not at risk for passing on the terrible disease to your unborn son or daughter.

  2. Leigh Ann Says:

    While there is no cure for Teenage Onset Brain Damage, it eventually works its way out of the system of the victim. This usually happens around age 20!

  3. Dr. Summer Lynn Thonpson , M.D. Says:

    no it doesn’t. The brain damage is permanant, but the noticable effects wear off.

  4. Dr. Summer Lynn Thonpson , M.D. Says:

    Dad, I told you i should go to that school! PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!