An Open Letter to Katrina and the Waves
August 27th, 2005Dear Katrina,
Please turn north. We’ve had an excellent summer so far, and we don’t want you ruining it. So please turn north and visit the good people of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, or Louisiana. And please do so immediately.
Sincerely,
The Texas Gulf Coast

PS: The Central Florida Hurricane Center is now using a Google Map to keep track of you. So if you don’t make a definite turn to the NORTH real soon, we’ll know it. You’re not going to sneak up on us.

August 28th, 2005 at 7:49 pm
Dear Jimmy,
You are a freak. Certifiable.
Sincerly,
Katrina