Yeah, like this never happened at my house:

“It’s 8 A.M., Jon. Why is she eating a chocolate chip cookie?”

“Because she wanted one?”

“No, the real reason.”

“She was screaming and I wanted her to stop.”

“And it worked?”

“It worked.”

“This parenting thing is easy, isn’t it?”

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