This is what happens when you write the game summary by looking at the box score . . .

September 29th, 2006
 

Read what the AP said about Auburn’s win last night:

By PETE IACOBELLI
The Associated Press

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Kenny Irons ran for 117 yards and two touchdowns in his return to South Carolina and No. 2 Auburn knocked away a last-chance pass to keep its unbeaten season alive with a 24-17 victory over the Gamecocks on Thursday night.

Along with Irons’ ground game and their rock-solid defense, the Tigers (5-0, 3-0 Southeastern Conference) displayed a passing game that helped them take every snap of the third quarter.

Rock solid defense? YOU DIDN”T WATCH THE GAME DID YOU, PETE? You just glanced at the box score and phoned in the summary, didn’t you? If you had watched the game, you wouldn’t be caught using stupid phrases like “rock solid” to describe Auburn’s defense. If you had watched, you would know that Syvelle Newton carved up our defense like a Butterball turkey. We’re onto you, Pete! You are SO busted!




One Response to “This is what happens when you write the game summary by looking at the box score . . .”

  1. Leigh Ann Says:

    I just read that same article and thought the same thing! Rock Solid? HA!